Cyc-lone

"Cycle-Lone" well as the title suggest the " Cycle to Work" event organised by the company turned out to be.

Woke up in the mornin ,expecting to be a lean -mean affair with lot of fun and chick`s to stare at.

but on reaching the destination (which i presumed it was) turned out to like a fucking treasure hunt , with the co-ordinating people given all the wrong direction`s and making you meet different group`s at differenet location.

And all cursing under thier breath , getting up so early to make for this event .... and we are all like lost sheep looking for the shepherd ( or some fucking nerd) with no sense of direction.

Finally we all teamed up jumped into a vehicle and reached the venue which was way away from the details provided to us , HR ki Jai HO ....

Timing 8:30 sharp ( razor sharp i thought) the fucker`s were just putting up stall`s , with less of contestant and more of cops i wondered what have i registered myself into.

Finally after much ado the event kicked of at 9:30 IST* sharp (razor sharp - mind it or IST -Indian Standar Time - always count one hour after , strange how the time work`s in this part of the region) .

No hurray , no blowing of horn , no screaming no one realised but the event started before people realised , even the event organiser were surprised , as the participant started cycling no sooner they rested thier tooshies on the cycle seat.... YAYYYYYYYY.

Cops giving technical advice to a few chicks who did turnup , cause the bikes were doomed from the beginning , mine was no sooner than i tried to pedal it the fucking pedals it just didn`t move...

Makes me wonder why the hell did i wake up so early in the 1st place ....

Finally after lot of maa ki aankh kick`s the pedal pushing they were free enough to go round and lo i departed on my adventure of Merry go round around Mulberry Bush .. could see none though .....

After another 10mins the chains were out from the spokes that drive the pedal , madarchod ... these hero cycle guyz cant u least send a decent cycle....

And all and mighty were ogling at this weird creature stand on the road all trying to fix the chain, but with no vain and enough pain got the orgn to get some techinician to make it work ...

and reached the destination evenually with no one around made me wonder , saala saab mere chood ke chale gaye kya....

Plus point i got a Tee and Helmet free for takes sake , someone told me i would get cycle free... Chutiya banaya....

On a final note Cycle On guyz makes you all healthy , wealthy and Wise.