Farting in Glory

Oh your`s truly has joined and orgn to do good for mankind , animalkind and inbetweenkind ......

Our motto go GO GREEN ( in envy ), shit man the other organization has better looking chicks than our`s .... aaaahhhhh and who the fuck called them our rival .......

Well this happened on one friday evening in the month of May , Stupid , stupid me i should`ve known when my friend here i`ll call him Mr. Emotional offered me free drinks shocked as i was happy 2 , i accepted the offer , after lot of coercion and sweet talks , bas sirf freindship ke liye join kar na , i joined this orgn that dealt with environmental issue is what he said to me gave me a good 2 hours of talks which i just didn`t get what he ws trying to say , see this session took place on over a bottle of Vodka , 6 peg down and i just stared @ him blankly and his nonsense , had to na he was paying the bill .... and after 7th peg i signed the Regn Form, fuck after so much of alchol in i would have signed my death warrant for all i know....... hic`s hics , chicken 69 mangate hai yaar ... chakna khatam hua...

Lo` the all and mighty` name appeared on thier circular that was the end of the month , Mr.Movin D`costa, souvenir committe member , eh what`s tht , my freind explained to me very nicely it`s like since u cant make it to all the meeting and stuff i , the stress on " I" was quiet deep suggested for you to be auxillary member and be in a sovenir committe uor job will be to get sponsor`s ...... arree waah ........ thank u saar.....

I was called for here i`m stressing "I" cause it`s something i learned from my freind u see , by high and mighty thier Vice President who also happens to be corporator from our ward , said he wanted to meet me ( self importance :-) ) ..... okay high and mighty i`ll be there , there goes my sunday (shit ooo) .....

I went in my regulars ( shorts and tees and shoes) to match and here thy were in kurta and pyjamas , odd ball tht i`m gave a sheepish look to my freind he just smiled back after formal introduction....

we set on to meet the other orgn that were planning to have some event or the other for the year so that we can plan our event`s accordingly.....

I was aghast 2 see so many youth from in and around been part of different orgn i had no idea about met a few freind asked the same fearful yet stupid question ( shaadi hua kya) , abe chutiya i`ve come here to good for mankind all u`ll are after my shaadi..... (mood off) , bundle of mood`s back got introduce good looking guju babes from other orgn , and one even offered me SNAKES (snacks) for rest of the english speaking crowd i accepted the SNAKES thankfully ( consisted of khaman dholka, undia, sev chuddha and samosa and chutney to dip it all )and to slush it down Aaam Ras.... ( Oh God) ..... and went on the occupy a seat near our gang who looked thy have come to some political rally as the member`s of other group were as casual as i was , the teen`s in tees and short.... but amoungst my group i was the odd man out ..... Lo Bolo ...

After the hogging session was over the meeting started with a Big Bang ( poing , poing , phus and PhRRRRRRRRRRRRR) , i mean literally our all and mighty(read our Vice President u nincompoop) blew his horn, it was a royal rumble of Fart`s for sometimes... and lot of laugh afterwards.... Ass sticking near live MIC what can u expect and bloody embarrasement for group members .....excuse moi` , bit of regret ful sorries, the poor thing was in misery as he had too many dhoklas and samosas they were just not willing to stay put so had to blow out right.... phataka mat jaloooo , hamane leke aaya hai ........ ( GOD save our environment from this GAS chamber, burn him instead of trees, Save our environment)

Well the meeting finally ended in a good note , with wee getting to orgnize an event in June a cricketting match and awareness program along with it.. and football tornament in november with similar program 2......

All wrapped going home niceties exchanged sunday gone , my freind gone , had too see he had night shift @ work, our all and mighty was pretty happy with the meeting and ordered a round of vada pav for all his member`s.... 1 round became 2 then 3 , and finally we called it off as our high and mighty closed the session with another mighty blow of horn..... And off we headed home.