Rain....

Here comes the rain ,
Wash away my pain.....
The shame i feign to reign ,
Misdemeanour ,
worthless struggle ...
Past to last .....
when it last , may it be my last breath...
Give me freedom, take away my pain ,
i cry unto thee for i just cant bear the burden ,
it`s tearing me down ....
i can`t sleep , i can`t think straight....
the hate i nuture,
the past i lost , i see no future...
trun the tables , wake me from this cradle...
the death upon me ....
for that`s the freedom i seek....

Woman.........

Tis so amazing how this world was made
we fail to appreciate the woman we meet...
For the contribution they make in our life....
For the love they share being a wife...

For a friend we look upto thee ,
For the all the time they hold your hand & smile with glee...
Never to let you alone.
In darkest hour they stand like a pillar of stone...

For the your darkest secret , they can keep ...
Without uttering a word or weep...

For thier kindess and gentile nature ,
for thier everloving tenderness and fierce stature..
For the sweet words , For thier gentle touch...
For they stand strong , when you are down and gone...

Oh! woman Mother , Sister ,Freind and Wife...
You are God`s creation , your beauty undefiled
dont let the mans uncouth nature ....
For thier disgraceful behaviour ,
Make you feel lonely and unwanted

- Dedicated to all the woman .........

Farting in Glory

Oh your`s truly has joined and orgn to do good for mankind , animalkind and inbetweenkind ......

Our motto go GO GREEN ( in envy ), shit man the other organization has better looking chicks than our`s .... aaaahhhhh and who the fuck called them our rival .......

Well this happened on one friday evening in the month of May , Stupid , stupid me i should`ve known when my friend here i`ll call him Mr. Emotional offered me free drinks shocked as i was happy 2 , i accepted the offer , after lot of coercion and sweet talks , bas sirf freindship ke liye join kar na , i joined this orgn that dealt with environmental issue is what he said to me gave me a good 2 hours of talks which i just didn`t get what he ws trying to say , see this session took place on over a bottle of Vodka , 6 peg down and i just stared @ him blankly and his nonsense , had to na he was paying the bill .... and after 7th peg i signed the Regn Form, fuck after so much of alchol in i would have signed my death warrant for all i know....... hic`s hics , chicken 69 mangate hai yaar ... chakna khatam hua...

Lo` the all and mighty` name appeared on thier circular that was the end of the month , Mr.Movin D`costa, souvenir committe member , eh what`s tht , my freind explained to me very nicely it`s like since u cant make it to all the meeting and stuff i , the stress on " I" was quiet deep suggested for you to be auxillary member and be in a sovenir committe uor job will be to get sponsor`s ...... arree waah ........ thank u saar.....

I was called for here i`m stressing "I" cause it`s something i learned from my freind u see , by high and mighty thier Vice President who also happens to be corporator from our ward , said he wanted to meet me ( self importance :-) ) ..... okay high and mighty i`ll be there , there goes my sunday (shit ooo) .....

I went in my regulars ( shorts and tees and shoes) to match and here thy were in kurta and pyjamas , odd ball tht i`m gave a sheepish look to my freind he just smiled back after formal introduction....

we set on to meet the other orgn that were planning to have some event or the other for the year so that we can plan our event`s accordingly.....

I was aghast 2 see so many youth from in and around been part of different orgn i had no idea about met a few freind asked the same fearful yet stupid question ( shaadi hua kya) , abe chutiya i`ve come here to good for mankind all u`ll are after my shaadi..... (mood off) , bundle of mood`s back got introduce good looking guju babes from other orgn , and one even offered me SNAKES (snacks) for rest of the english speaking crowd i accepted the SNAKES thankfully ( consisted of khaman dholka, undia, sev chuddha and samosa and chutney to dip it all )and to slush it down Aaam Ras.... ( Oh God) ..... and went on the occupy a seat near our gang who looked thy have come to some political rally as the member`s of other group were as casual as i was , the teen`s in tees and short.... but amoungst my group i was the odd man out ..... Lo Bolo ...

After the hogging session was over the meeting started with a Big Bang ( poing , poing , phus and PhRRRRRRRRRRRRR) , i mean literally our all and mighty(read our Vice President u nincompoop) blew his horn, it was a royal rumble of Fart`s for sometimes... and lot of laugh afterwards.... Ass sticking near live MIC what can u expect and bloody embarrasement for group members .....excuse moi` , bit of regret ful sorries, the poor thing was in misery as he had too many dhoklas and samosas they were just not willing to stay put so had to blow out right.... phataka mat jaloooo , hamane leke aaya hai ........ ( GOD save our environment from this GAS chamber, burn him instead of trees, Save our environment)

Well the meeting finally ended in a good note , with wee getting to orgnize an event in June a cricketting match and awareness program along with it.. and football tornament in november with similar program 2......

All wrapped going home niceties exchanged sunday gone , my freind gone , had too see he had night shift @ work, our all and mighty was pretty happy with the meeting and ordered a round of vada pav for all his member`s.... 1 round became 2 then 3 , and finally we called it off as our high and mighty closed the session with another mighty blow of horn..... And off we headed home.

Trip to babylon

I summarize that windfall comes at an unexpected times :-) , monetary or otherwise.... u need patience too.

Finally picked up the sound system i was so looking out to buy, dreams can be acheived really, and here i `m , i bought the audiophile system that i always used to check out , well the rates were too much pinched my pocket as well as by butt....

Butt never gives up the 10 years itch ..... never goes so easily u see .... scratch scratch aaaahhhh... feel`s good
Scrapped my Sony system finally , R.I.P my you play uor tune to someone else`s ears....

The trip to buying the audio system was mar with lot of if`s
i want to buy this before i could pick that ....

But after much ado and savings every bit it was worth every penny......
Sold my old set to a freind of mine and little savings , thought of buying a bike 2nd tht is , struck a deal ...... oops by mistake logged on to the site selling the audiophile and just could`nt resist the temptation.

Chucked the bike , and took a trip to babylon ( matunga where my sound engineer was putting the system in place for me) ....
Me and my freind went to this place in the sunny afternoon , had a session with Mr. Bajaj the guy who own the place and an engineer par excllence who gave a subtle point on technicalities of the system and to how to listen and enjoi music at the best, without bursting EARDRUMS ... after lot of Q&A session we both ( me & my freind) agreed on one piece tht was demanding our attention the most MOSFET REF 2000 + Millenium Speakers......

Ole` agreed on the set and went to celebrate even before pickin up the set , had a beer or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 lost the count actually , told our man Mr.Bajaj will be back in 1/2 hour and turned up well after 4 hours..... u see it was the banks fault and not beers....

after filling our tummy and heart , i realized i struck a deal without having any money on .... called on Mr.Bajaj who insisted on paying in cash ... and lo the trip started .

Went to ATM no.1( Place - Matunga) , no cash in the system huh , wtf why have thy even placed this goddamn things in place,
ATM no.2 (Place Dadar ) and ATM no. 3 (Place Dadar) were out of order (had to walk all the way from Matunga to Dadar to Mahim) in the heat that was burning the skin .... but made it with beer belly and bit of drowsy feeling ....
Went to ATM no.4 (Place -Mahim ) fuck ate my card...... all hell broke lose ... goddamn it ,the security bailed me out he was able to retrive it ..... i`m not going to swipe again
well we dont have any other option i knw if i walk away from the deal ,i`ll end up picking bike ( read beast ) instead of the beauty .....
Of fish lets try again ATM no.5(Place - Mahim) no cash again..... shitoooo
ATM no.6 (Place Mahim) of gush came the money finally , rushed to the place and picked up my system par excellence..... Dire Straits 3rd performance at my place at my own pad, called in friends , brought in booze and celebrated ......

Long live music ......

Pisces - The Fishes- TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A PISCES

The fish is a guardian of the abstract mind
The most compassionate person of any sign
Tis said we are the bearers of an intuitive Muse
The energies of power more than a mere fuse
The Pisces is the signature of the twelfth and final sign
The force of mystical powers and passions more refined
Sometimes we hide our energetic trine
When close to a body similar to thine
Composed of complexities larger than most
Compassion compounded for any host
Friend to the Universe and lacky to none
Lovers of peace and celestial fun
Dreamer and bon vivant, poets and actors
Musicians and politicians...how does that factor?
Guess all-in-all ....its best being around
The Pisces who flies forever off ground.

Who needs to walk on fire,
When you can walk on water.

~Tony Robbins

PISCES in detail

He is very emotional and always allow himself to be very emotional. He can have a good night sleep and be in a good mood, and less than few hours at work he can be very moody. He does not understand things or try to understand things easily. If you notice him carefully, you will notice what kind of moods he is in.

He is a thinker and able to do well at work and always succeed. His normal gestures mean he always look at other people faults, but he will not talk about it. He has the ability to know your thought and able to tell you what you are thinking about.

He can mostly memorize all his anger, his loves. They are his important secrets and he will keep them to himself and will never let you know. He is not a very ambition man and careless about his position in society. Wealth does not drawn his attention, because he is not greedy man and as well he thinks money is not something that will last. He could be very careless about his future. He does not like to fight against all odds, but instead following the stream and make life easier. Sometimes because he likes to take an easy path, which cause him very unsteady future.

He is kind and slightly lazy, but it is his cute character. He hates rules and regulations. He will never look down on people. He is a polite guy and can be very aggressive when he is mad. He loves to think that he lives in a beautiful world and surround by nice people, so if he finds his world is cruel and not what he expects, he will live in his world instead.

His other charm is that he is a funny guy, and it is his real weapon. He can tease you and yet make it looks like one of his joke. Even when he is sad, he still has that funny face, so you could hardly tell if he is mad or depress. He likes to hide his feeling and help other people especially those who need friend or lonely.

He will be everything that you want and everything you do not want. He has a chance to make it as much as a chance to fail. He can determine to make it work and can do it well, except he tends to lost his energy with other important things, that's how he miss many of his good opportunity.

He can be happy and content by himself. What he think is important is not "Love" ,but firm status and stability. He has plenty of love for you.

He is a good speaker, as much as he is a good listener. When he is with you, he wants to be happy. He understand his partner's emotional. He likes to take a long rest and sometimes being alone. If he needs to be alone, try not to disturb him.

He is a sensitive, quiet , shy and easily hurt. He wants to feel worthy. He can be mad and noisy, but once he calm down, he will be that happy person again. He is not a jealous or possessive guy, and if he feels jealous he will hide it. He has many friends of both sex, and he care about his friends. He likes to have lots of friends, so you can not get jealous or else you will loose him. He likes beautiful things, so if a pretty woman walk by he will look ,so do not get mad at him knowing this fact.

When he is lonely or feeling sad, be close to comfort him. He does not like to take advice,so if you want him to listen or to follow your advice, you have to act as a good sample for him first. He likes a cheery and a smart woman. If you treat him like he is your special person, then he will be that special person for you. He will trust you if he is in love, but try not to over doing it and spoil him too much. You have to know yourself worth all the time too.

Cyc-lone

"Cycle-Lone" well as the title suggest the " Cycle to Work" event organised by the company turned out to be.

Woke up in the mornin ,expecting to be a lean -mean affair with lot of fun and chick`s to stare at.

but on reaching the destination (which i presumed it was) turned out to like a fucking treasure hunt , with the co-ordinating people given all the wrong direction`s and making you meet different group`s at differenet location.

And all cursing under thier breath , getting up so early to make for this event .... and we are all like lost sheep looking for the shepherd ( or some fucking nerd) with no sense of direction.

Finally we all teamed up jumped into a vehicle and reached the venue which was way away from the details provided to us , HR ki Jai HO ....

Timing 8:30 sharp ( razor sharp i thought) the fucker`s were just putting up stall`s , with less of contestant and more of cops i wondered what have i registered myself into.

Finally after much ado the event kicked of at 9:30 IST* sharp (razor sharp - mind it or IST -Indian Standar Time - always count one hour after , strange how the time work`s in this part of the region) .

No hurray , no blowing of horn , no screaming no one realised but the event started before people realised , even the event organiser were surprised , as the participant started cycling no sooner they rested thier tooshies on the cycle seat.... YAYYYYYYYY.

Cops giving technical advice to a few chicks who did turnup , cause the bikes were doomed from the beginning , mine was no sooner than i tried to pedal it the fucking pedals it just didn`t move...

Makes me wonder why the hell did i wake up so early in the 1st place ....

Finally after lot of maa ki aankh kick`s the pedal pushing they were free enough to go round and lo i departed on my adventure of Merry go round around Mulberry Bush .. could see none though .....

After another 10mins the chains were out from the spokes that drive the pedal , madarchod ... these hero cycle guyz cant u least send a decent cycle....

And all and mighty were ogling at this weird creature stand on the road all trying to fix the chain, but with no vain and enough pain got the orgn to get some techinician to make it work ...

and reached the destination evenually with no one around made me wonder , saala saab mere chood ke chale gaye kya....

Plus point i got a Tee and Helmet free for takes sake , someone told me i would get cycle free... Chutiya banaya....

On a final note Cycle On guyz makes you all healthy , wealthy and Wise.

Misplaced

World of wonders , to many blunders.

started a freindship to end with courtship.

seeing no respite with never ending fight ,

love once reside , ended in sour contrite

Listen to what i say , cause u`ll hear the story of nay say.

cause wht i belived was a lasting love , turned me into a bloodied dove...

the lonely times , the fearful chimes,

the cry of wolf , wearing of hoofs ,

the round u make , as uor love is at stake...

All the reasoning , has no meaning , i`m stubborn , my ego hurt,

i`m right and you are wrong for i`m the bard who sings this song.

For now i`m alone, loneliness creeps down my soul ,

for i see no hope, i`m here ,my heart`s in fear ,

i`m trying to be happy , yet i feel so sad.

Nothing makes any difference, as happiness gone

heart burns , wish u were here so the world would turn

everything so shallow so very burnt,

oh i`m missin the time we spent and for thats when i had fun.